The Angry Video Game Nerd. The Angry Video Game Nerd is an Internet TV series based on a fictional character, the Nerd, created and portrayed by James D. Rolfe. In each episode, the Nerd reviews a terrible video game and rants about it using profane language. Mike Matei helps Rolfe by playing guest characters in certain episodes Bugs Bunny, The Joker, etc. Kyle Justin sings and plays the theme song written by Rolfe. The first two episodes were made in 2. Rolfe as a joke to his friends. Fantasy-Paths.png?resize=834%2C759&ssl=1' alt='Dungeon Tiles Iv Ruins Of The Wild Pdf Free' title='Dungeon Tiles Iv Ruins Of The Wild Pdf Free' />But, in 2. Matei suggested to Rolfe that it should become a regular series. First line of the seriesAVGN This game sucks. Castlevania I and III are great classic Nintendo games, but for Castlevania II Simons Quest, the game designers obviously were not thinking straight. AVGN Complaining about how the game regularly interrupts itself with long, unskippable day to night transitions with a text box saying WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE. Why did they think that that would be a good idea and interrupt the gameplay Did they think it would be more realistic I mean in real life, I dont have to stop in my tracks when the sun sets, and a fucking box doesnt pop up in the air. I mean, this is one of the most annoying features in any game ever. Whats the point Yeah now, I mean, the monsters are stronger at night and the stores are closed, but why is that necessary and why does the game have to stop Its fucking retarded. And why do you have to die when you fall in the water Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen. This guy can go all over fighting hordes of evil monsters, but he cant even fucking swim AVGN Oh look, I finally got enough hearts to go and buy a plant that I need to cross the swamp. 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Jumps in the water and dies OH SHIT Now I gotta start all over againAVGN Here in the dungeons, theres books that you may find, which actually give you clues about things in the game that you may need to know about, but when I find these books, half the time its by accident, so I may hit the button and cancel it out, which means that I dont even get to read it and I dont have a second chance. Why cant I do that when it changes from day to nightThat would actually be helpful. So what the game designers figured is this It isnt absolutely necessary for me to read about how to find Draculas castle, or what Im supposed to do with an oak stake, but what I do need to read, again and again, constantly, is THE MORNING SUN HAS VANQUISHED THE HORRIBLE NIGHT. How about vanquish this horrible game AVGN Using the password feature to skip to the end of the game having to input 1. The only sure way to get through this awful game is to enter a code. But even that is way more tedious than it should be. Lynda Tutorials. While most of the Castlevania games have symbols you enter for a code, this one just has a whole bunch of numbers. I mean like, one of those four character little parts would be enough for a password but why four Like, why so many In general, I hate games that have passwords like this because sometimes they have uppercase and lowercase letters. Like the Ls, you know, look like Is. The zeros look like Os. The eights look like fives. So, you know, why does there have to be so many digits You know, like, why cant it just be numbers or something I mean, just numbers and not lettersIt takes me, like, five minutes to enter this code when it should only take like five seconds. Its friggin stupid. Okay, so, say we enter the code and we go to Draculas castle. Youll be pretty disappointed how anti climactic this game is. It isnt even worth putting in a code, let alone playing the whole game all the way through which, if you did, I feel bad for you. AVGN What a piece of shit. I mean, I feel horrible that I had to play this game in order to make this video. But I did it to demonstrate its dreadfulness and I forced myself to play it just so that you dont have to. So you should thank me for telling you to stay away from this horrible, steaming pile of goat shit. AVGN Thank you for listening, good night. The ending sucks too. AVGN Castlevania II Simons Quest may be a pretty bad game. God compared to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. AVGN With Simons Quest, you heard the sincerity in my voice. But now, see the sincerity in my eyes. This game is FUCKING HORRIBLEIts fucking horrible I mean. I its like. Pong is better. Pong is only, like, three lines and a ball. Those little Tiger, like, electronic wrist games, those are better than Dr. Feeling Good Torrent Pdf Pro. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. It makes no fucking sense Its like. Like, I seriously cant believe how BAD that fucking game isIts so bad, that Im not even gonna show it to you, because, its just. Rolling RockAVGN looking at the cartridge There it is, heres the piece of shit game. Who the hell spent this much fucking money on this game AVGN No matter how curious you are, just do yourself a favor and never play it because you will be wishing for the rest of your life that you can invent a time machine and go back to the day you played that game and just fucking kill yourself. I mean, if you ever find the game, if you ever see it, smash it. Smash it with a hammer. Smash it til every tiny fragment is, like, is so small its invisible. I mean. Youd rather superglue your asshole shut than play that game. Youd rather drown in gasoline. Youd rather. you know, th the thing is. Im joking, like Im trying to be funny or something. No, the fact that that game exists is a horrible abomination of mankind. That game is so fucking horrible, and I am not kidding. I am dead fucking serious. Nerd Dead. Fucking. Serious. fade out as the Nerd nervously laughsSeason OneeditAVGN Well, let me be honest with you about this one. Hoo boy. I hate this game. I mean, it makes me want to kill myself. Now, the only comforting thing to know is that everybody seems to share my frustration. Karate Kid is a game that has haunted many of our childhoods. I mean, everybody has the same story. I love the movie, so I got the Nintendo game, and I couldnt stand it. Yet I had to keep on playing it because I had to beat it. So, what is it about this game thats drawn so many unfortunate kids to turn into bitter adults, reminiscing on their angry childhood, screaming at the TV, throwing the controllers I mean, anybody who has beaten this incredibly hard piece of shit will not have any sense of satisfaction, but rather regrets, because it is a complete waste of fucking time. I mean, its like coming out of a brutal fight, being the winner, but achieving nothing for all your troubles but some bloody bruises and broken bones. Its just not worth it. AVGN I hate this game. But why am I playing it Well, thats the question everyone has asked themselves, and they all have the same reason Because youre angry, and you wanna win. You wanna beat the Nintendo. But the cold fact is that nobody cares but you. AVGN I mean, I guess they decided because the games only four levels long, it better be the hardest four levels ever. Well, how about this How about if I made a game where theres just this one cliff you have to jump over and its like nearly impossible. But if you do it, you win the game and thats it. Viagens, turismo, atraes, hotis e voos baratos. O minube foi um desses lugares que, como viajante e fotgrafo, devolveu me uma pequena paixo. 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